901 00:44:05,352 --> 00:44:06,478 I'm Harold Conway. 902 00:44:06,562 --> 00:44:07,688 That's my father. 903 00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:09,273 Oh, my gosh! Shut up. 904 00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:12,860 You're such a cutie. I feel like I'm meeting a literal celebrity. 905 00:44:12,943 --> 00:44:14,862 Hi. Okay! 906 00:44:14,945 --> 00:44:16,155 He's icy. 907 00:44:16,238 --> 00:44:19,909 I'm Ron. This is Kyla. Met these two animals down in Mexico. 908 00:44:19,992 --> 00:44:22,828 Got to know each other. Intimately. 909 00:44:22,912 --> 00:44:24,413 He didn't mean intimately. He meant… 910 00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:26,790 Are you wearing a military dress uniform? 911 00:44:26,874 --> 00:44:29,877 Oh. The buttons! The buttons gave it away. 912 00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,129 And you are aware that it's a federal offense 913 00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:34,215 to impersonate a member of the US military? 914 00:44:34,298 --> 00:44:36,300 - Yes, I am. - Then why are you wearing it? 915 00:44:39,595 --> 00:44:43,432 It's mine. I was in the Army. I was a Green Beret. 916 00:44:43,515 --> 00:44:44,975 Green Beret? 917 00:44:45,893 --> 00:44:46,894 Coin check. 918 00:44:51,357 --> 00:44:53,317 I haven't been coin checked in forever. 919 00:44:58,614 --> 00:45:00,157 I'll be damned. 920 00:45:01,158 --> 00:45:03,035 No way! What? 921 00:45:03,911 --> 00:45:06,622 What a treat. 922 00:45:06,705 --> 00:45:09,541 - Please, come on and join us. - Okay. Wait. Harold, they can't stay. 923 00:45:09,625 --> 00:45:11,102 - Right? - Daddy, that's what you told us. 924 00:45:11,126 --> 00:45:12,126 It's all full, right? 925 00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:14,922 We Green Berets always have each other's back. 926 00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:16,006 Aw, yay! 927 00:45:16,090 --> 00:45:18,092 - Where did you serve, son? - Four years in Saudi. 928 00:45:18,175 --> 00:45:19,593 Well, I was five in Laos. 929 00:45:19,677 --> 00:45:21,804 No shit. Heard you guys had to put jimmy hats 930 00:45:21,887 --> 00:45:23,698 - on the barrels of your M16s! - Oh, my God, man. 931 00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:26,058 They were so jam prone, we had to. We didn't have the… 932 00:45:26,642 --> 00:45:30,187 How in the hell did they let that maniac in the military? 933 00:45:30,271 --> 00:45:32,191 He's the most irresponsible person I've ever met. 934 00:45:32,273 --> 00:45:33,941 And somehow, he is charming my dad. 935 00:45:34,024 --> 00:45:36,652 And then Charlie says, "Take your fist out of there!" 936 00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:39,071 This is only happening because you said, "See you later." 937 00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:41,865 I said it without meaning it, like any decent person would. 938 00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:44,261 Damn it, look now. Now he did it... Now he even got to your mama. 939 00:45:44,285 --> 00:45:46,787 - Oh, no, no. - Look at your mom. She's smiling. 940 00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:49,707 Oh, shit. 941 00:45:49,790 --> 00:45:51,792 What if he tells them about our Mayan wedding? 942 00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:56,255 Oh, no, no, no. What if he say anything about this trip? 943 00:45:56,338 --> 00:45:57,965 Oh, no. 944 00:45:58,048 --> 00:46:00,801 Okay, look. Okay, we got this. We just gotta contain it. 945 00:46:04,138 --> 00:46:06,056 Hey, uh, w-where are you guys going? 946 00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:07,933 Oh, I'm gonna show Ron and Kyla their room. 947 00:46:08,017 --> 00:46:10,352 Wait, Harold. I thought you said everything was full. 948 00:46:10,436 --> 00:46:13,272 Everything was. Except the Presidential Suite. 949 00:46:13,355 --> 00:46:14,356 So I splurged on it. 950 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,276 I'm so excited! You're my guy! 951 00:46:17,359 --> 00:46:19,945 Why wouldn't he do that for us? We the ones getting married. 952 00:46:20,029 --> 00:46:22,865 Look, if you need anything, please let me know. 953 00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:25,492 - We will. - And… …thanks again, Captain. 954 00:46:25,576 --> 00:46:29,288 Also, I hope you join us in the morning. We have a little fox hunt lined up. 955 00:46:29,371 --> 00:46:32,207 That's easy. Found her. 956 00:46:35,002 --> 00:46:36,295 Oh. 957 00:46:36,378 --> 00:46:38,440 Darn it, I must have left the keys at the front desk. 958 00:46:38,464 --> 00:46:40,257 - Stand down. - Sir, yes, sir. 959 00:46:40,341 --> 00:46:41,467 Bye. That's so sweet. 960 00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:43,385 - Thanks, Dad. - Be right back. 961 00:46:43,469 --> 00:46:47,473 - Okay, look. Um, could you do me a favor? -Yeah. 962 00:46:47,556 --> 00:46:49,701 'Cause I'm trying to make a good impression on her family. 963 00:46:49,725 --> 00:46:50,851 - Sure. - Totally. 964 00:46:50,934 --> 00:46:55,397 It's that you don't mention anything about the Mexico trip. Nothing. 965 00:46:55,481 --> 00:46:56,815 Nothing at all. 966 00:46:56,899 --> 00:46:58,400 Oh, Marcus. You're so funny. 967 00:46:58,484 --> 00:47:00,986 It's just one catamaran. It's really not a big deal. 968 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:02,863 Yeah, it's not about the catamaran. Okay? 969 00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:05,074 It's all the other crazy shit that happened. 970 00:47:05,157 --> 00:47:08,827 All the insane shit, it doesn't need to be mentioned here. 971 00:47:08,911 --> 00:47:09,912 At all. 972 00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:11,997 Okay, we got you. We got you. It's just, um… 973 00:47:13,248 --> 00:47:17,252 Well, the, uh... the crazy shit is one of the reasons we came here. 974 00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:21,548 See, something happened, and it's something intense. I just... 975 00:47:22,132 --> 00:47:28,222 Um, I went to the doctor, and they found a growth in my abdomen. 976 00:47:28,305 --> 00:47:31,475 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 977 00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:34,728 Yeah, and the doctor, I guess he says it's... it's only gonna get bigger. 978 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:37,272 Can he operate on it? 979 00:47:37,356 --> 00:47:41,360 Unfortunately, they can't... They can't. Sorry. They can't. 980 00:47:41,443 --> 00:47:45,656 The... The doctors say it's gonna come out on its own. 981 00:47:47,074 --> 00:47:48,283 Through her vagina. 982 00:47:48,367 --> 00:47:49,660 Huh? 983 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:54,832 I'm preggers! 984 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:58,127 That's how you're gonna make that announcement? 985 00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:00,421 By... By having us think that you had cancer? 986 00:48:00,504 --> 00:48:02,714 - Yeah! - Yeah! You guys. 987 00:48:02,798 --> 00:48:04,925 - Oh, congratulations, I guess. - Thank you. 988 00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:06,385 Thank you. 989 00:48:06,468 --> 00:48:10,764 Guess, um… I'm really happy for you. 990 00:48:10,848 --> 00:48:13,642 Aw, thanks, pal. Hey, that's not the whole story though. 991 00:48:13,725 --> 00:48:17,354 There's something about this baby that has to deal with you directly. 992 00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:22,067 What do you mean? 993 00:48:22,151 --> 00:48:23,360 Fubar! 994 00:48:24,278 --> 00:48:27,281 Fubar. My brain is absolutely fubar. 995 00:48:27,364 --> 00:48:29,741 I had the key in my other pocket the whole time. 996 00:48:29,825 --> 00:48:30,951 You silly goose. 997 00:48:31,034 --> 00:48:32,494 - Oh, God. - You goofball. 998 00:48:32,578 --> 00:48:35,456 - Here we go. - Yes. 999 00:48:36,874 --> 00:48:40,085 Oh, my God! This place is insane! 1000 00:48:40,169 --> 00:48:41,962 Permission to shit my pants, Captain. 1001 00:48:42,045 --> 00:48:44,423 Permission granted. 1002 00:48:44,506 --> 00:48:46,300 VCR! 1003 00:48:46,383 --> 00:48:48,677 - It's amazing! - Ooh! I feel like Nancy Reagan. 1004 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,888 This should be our room. 1005 00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:53,807 Mexico was seven months ago? 1006 00:48:55,267 --> 00:48:56,518 Seven months? 1007 00:48:59,897 --> 00:49:00,981 Twice. 1008 00:49:01,607 --> 00:49:03,901 Twice they've gotten the Presidential Suite. 1009 00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:05,277 How does this keep happening? 1010 00:49:06,778 --> 00:49:09,239 - Baby, can I ask you something? - Yes, babe. 1011 00:49:09,865 --> 00:49:12,284 It's just a quick question. 1012 00:49:12,367 --> 00:49:16,246 Just, I was wondering, how far along did Kyla look to you? 1013 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,166 I don't know. Why? 1014 00:49:19,249 --> 00:49:21,478 I mean, if you had to take a guess. You know what I mean? 1015 00:49:21,502 --> 00:49:24,129 Just a... just... just a guess. 1016 00:49:25,297 --> 00:49:27,799 Oh, five months? Five and a half? Tops. 1017 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,968 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1018 00:49:30,052 --> 00:49:32,429 Yeah. Right. She five and a half months. 1019 00:49:32,513 --> 00:49:35,432 She ain't... She don't look seven months at all, right? 1020 00:49:35,516 --> 00:49:37,643 If she's seven months, then I'm three months. 1021 00:49:38,435 --> 00:49:39,478 And it's yours. 1022 00:49:39,561 --> 00:49:40,604 Yeah, it's mine. 1023 00:49:41,605 --> 00:49:43,357 - Good night, love. - Mm-hmm. 1024 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,483 Mmm. 1025 00:49:52,824 --> 00:49:54,159 Oh. 1026 00:49:54,243 --> 00:49:56,036 Mr. Finnegan. 1027 00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:59,122 You know, every time he does this, I feel like I'm walking in on him. 1028 00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:00,999 It's disgusting. 1029 00:50:02,334 --> 00:50:05,546 I'd like to thank you all for coming out for this magnificent tradition: 1030 00:50:05,629 --> 00:50:08,966 the pursuit of the elusive gray fox. 1031 00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:11,760 Now there are a couple of rules that I'd like you to keep in mind. 1032 00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:13,971 - One… - Baby, do you see either of them? 1033 00:50:14,054 --> 00:50:15,430 No, thank God. 1034 00:50:15,514 --> 00:50:18,267 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. I was trying to find the rest of my gear. 1035 00:50:18,350 --> 00:50:19,601 - What the... - Hey, lover! 1036 00:50:19,685 --> 00:50:22,312 Look at what your girl found. 1037 00:50:22,396 --> 00:50:23,480 - Whoo! - Shh. 1038 00:50:23,564 --> 00:50:26,209 It was in the truck the whole time. It was just wedged under my seat. 1039 00:50:26,233 --> 00:50:27,734 - You're the best. - I know. I know. 1040 00:50:27,818 --> 00:50:30,237 Oh. No, no, no. No guns. No. No one's killing anything. 1041 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,363 - What? - What? 1042 00:50:31,446 --> 00:50:33,782 Yeah, it's not even a real fox hunt. It's a fox chase. 1043 00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:36,076 And no one's seen a fox around here in years. 1044 00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:39,538 By the way, Kyla, you're pregnant. That means you're not coming. 1045 00:50:39,621 --> 00:50:42,457 Oh, fuck that. 1046 00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:45,711 Excuse me! Lady in the purple. How do I get one of those? 1047 00:50:46,461 --> 00:50:48,589 Hey, chief. Could you just get this to the front desk? 1048 00:50:49,339 --> 00:50:51,049 Okay, baby. Let me get this straight. 1049 00:50:51,133 --> 00:50:54,928 I spent the last three months waking up at the crack of dawn 1050 00:50:55,012 --> 00:50:57,472 to learn how to ride a horse for a damn nature walk? 1051 00:50:57,556 --> 00:50:59,266 And the most important rule of all… 1052 00:51:00,601 --> 00:51:03,103 …have fun. 1053 00:51:22,914 --> 00:51:24,916 Nice grip. Solid trot. 1054 00:51:25,709 --> 00:51:27,270 Marcus, I didn't realize you could ride. 1055 00:51:27,294 --> 00:51:30,547 Oh, well, you know, this ain't the tack that I'm used to. 1056 00:51:30,631 --> 00:51:33,759 You know, I prefer western reins. 1057 00:51:33,842 --> 00:51:36,053 Oh, it's too bad you're wearing the wrong jacket. 1058 00:51:37,596 --> 00:51:40,474 Five buttons is strictly for houndsmen. 1059 00:51:44,561 --> 00:51:48,106 Harsh. I got like 12 buttons on my cargo shorts. 1060 00:51:48,899 --> 00:51:50,419 That guy really doesn't like you, huh? 1061 00:51:50,484 --> 00:51:51,485 You think? 1062 00:51:52,319 --> 00:51:54,321 You know what? We'll show him. 1063 00:51:55,739 --> 00:51:59,368 Come on, Marcus. Let's go find a goddamn fox. 1064 00:51:59,451 --> 00:52:01,286 - Wait, what? - Let's do this! 1065 00:52:10,462 --> 00:52:14,174 Look, man. This is a big waste of time. We are not gonna find a fox. 1066 00:52:14,257 --> 00:52:17,678 Let's just ride back to the stables, get some food because I'm starving. 1067 00:52:21,056 --> 00:52:23,433 Hungry no more. 1068 00:52:24,351 --> 00:52:25,352 That is… 1069 00:52:27,270 --> 00:52:28,271 Oh! 1070 00:52:28,355 --> 00:52:29,606 …reindeer moss. 1071 00:52:30,899 --> 00:52:32,234 One of the edible Cladonias. 1072 00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:35,362 You gonna eat that shit? 1073 00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:37,197 Yeah, dude. It's a superfood. 1074 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,325 And it only grows in a rare section of the loblolly pine ecosystem. 1075 00:52:40,409 --> 00:52:41,969 Okay, how you know all this weird crap? 1076 00:52:41,993 --> 00:52:44,955 Licensed edible forager, man. Any self-respecting ranger is. 1077 00:52:45,038 --> 00:52:46,039 Try some? 1078 00:52:46,748 --> 00:52:48,667 Nah, I'm good on the tree pubes. 1079 00:52:50,961 --> 00:52:51,962 Tree pubes! 1080 00:52:52,045 --> 00:52:54,589 Why you laughing so hard? It wasn't even that funny. 1081 00:52:54,673 --> 00:52:57,008 You know, that... That's a joke Charlie would say. 1082 00:52:57,092 --> 00:52:59,136 Sometimes I can't even tell the two of you apart. 1083 00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:00,637 Here, check this out. 1084 00:53:02,055 --> 00:53:05,142 There. Look. There he is. Look at that. You see? 1085 00:53:06,893 --> 00:53:08,562 - That's Charlie? - Yeah, that's Charlie. 1086 00:53:08,645 --> 00:53:12,190 We look nothing alike, okay? This is a pale white man with red hair. 1087 00:53:12,274 --> 00:53:16,069 I'm not talking about his looks, man. I'm talking about his spirit. 1088 00:53:16,153 --> 00:53:19,156 You both got this hard shell on the outside, 1089 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,867 then one bite and you get to the gooey center. 1090 00:53:22,367 --> 00:53:24,244 Now come on. Eat the moss. 1091 00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:28,165 You're lucky I'm hungry. 1092 00:53:32,669 --> 00:53:35,672 Okay. It's not that bad. 1093 00:53:35,756 --> 00:53:38,508 Boom! Mind open. 1094 00:53:39,926 --> 00:53:43,013 See, man. It's like nature's crisper drawer out here. 1095 00:53:43,096 --> 00:53:46,266 Ooh! Some ramps! The onion's wild cousin. 1096 00:53:48,101 --> 00:53:49,853 Try that. 1097 00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:51,730 Oh, man. 1098 00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:53,607 Jackpot. 1099 00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:57,944 Oh, man. 1100 00:54:00,197 --> 00:54:02,115 Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, 1101 00:54:02,199 --> 00:54:05,261 but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. 1102 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:06,119 Wait, what? 1103 00:54:06,203 --> 00:54:09,003 Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick. 1104 00:54:09,539 --> 00:54:11,374 Most potent magic mushroom on Earth. 1105 00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:13,919 You eat one of these babies, not only will you talk to God, 1106 00:54:14,002 --> 00:54:16,272 you'll find a rent-controlled apartment and move in together. 1107 00:54:16,296 --> 00:54:17,631 - I ate it. - What? 1108 00:54:18,465 --> 00:54:19,841 I ate it. 1109 00:54:19,925 --> 00:54:21,551 - Why? - You told me to! 1110 00:54:21,635 --> 00:54:24,095 I said, "Jackpot," and that's it. I didn't say, "Eat it." 1111 00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:26,056 Man, you are crazy, okay? 1112 00:54:26,139 --> 00:54:29,351 Everything you touch turn into drugs! 1113 00:54:29,434 --> 00:54:30,852 Okay? What's gonna happen to me? 1114 00:54:30,936 --> 00:54:32,103 Am I about to die? 1115 00:54:32,187 --> 00:54:34,147 No, no. You're not gonna die. Okay? 1116 00:54:34,231 --> 00:54:37,025 Part of you is gonna die, but it's gonna be reborn. You'll be fine. 1117 00:54:37,108 --> 00:54:39,128 Something's happening because everything is purple now. 1118 00:54:39,152 --> 00:54:41,714 No, no, no, no. You're being paranoid. It takes 20 minutes to kick in. 1119 00:54:41,738 --> 00:54:42,738 Everything's purple! 1120 00:54:42,781 --> 00:54:43,782 Oh, shit. 1121 00:54:44,658 --> 00:54:46,243 I guess only a rookie chasms that fast. 1122 00:54:47,786 --> 00:54:49,162 You need a rope man. Okay. 1123 00:54:50,872 --> 00:54:53,917 - Marcus, I'm going in with you. - Mm-hmm. 1124 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,878 - Every step of the way. - Deep breaths. 1125 00:54:56,962 --> 00:54:59,130 - Okay. - I mean, this is from me to you. 1126 00:54:59,214 --> 00:55:03,134 You're a big guy. Focus. Concentrate. 1127 00:55:04,135 --> 00:55:06,721 There is a good chance that nothing's gonna happen. 1128 00:55:29,828 --> 00:55:31,079 Emily! 1129 00:55:31,162 --> 00:55:33,790 I know I've only been here for a night, but I've gotta say, 1130 00:55:33,874 --> 00:55:35,292 this wedding is so kick-ass. 1131 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,002 Well, at least someone's enjoying it. 1132 00:55:37,043 --> 00:55:38,086 How could you not? 1133 00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:39,629 Your family's so freaking cool. 1134 00:55:39,713 --> 00:55:42,799 Everybody's in love with me, and I haven't even met half of them yet. 1135 00:55:42,883 --> 00:55:46,678 Yeah, uh, don't... don't feel pressured, like, to meet everyone. 1136 00:55:46,761 --> 00:55:49,139 You're so sweet. No, I promise you. You have my word. 1137 00:55:49,222 --> 00:55:52,851 I'm gonna have meaningful connections with literally every single person here. 1138 00:55:52,934 --> 00:55:55,562 I was just so busy talking to Grandma Phyllis last night 1139 00:55:55,645 --> 00:55:57,230 that I couldn't make the rounds. 1140 00:55:57,314 --> 00:55:59,733 No, Phyllis barely even speaks. 1141 00:55:59,816 --> 00:56:02,527 She's a major, major chatterbox deep down. 1142 00:56:02,611 --> 00:56:06,031 Harold, I don't know if this is just Grandma Phyllis starting shit, 1143 00:56:06,114 --> 00:56:07,157 but… 1144 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:10,410 …she said that this wedding was already more fun than yours was. 1145 00:56:11,119 --> 00:56:12,245 That's not surprising. 1146 00:56:14,039 --> 00:56:15,040 What does that mean? 1147 00:56:17,208 --> 00:56:21,087 Well, um, there was a bit of tension at our wedding. 1148 00:56:22,005 --> 00:56:24,341 It wasn't Phyllis. It was your grandfather and I. 1149 00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:29,387 We just got off on the wrong foot, and he never gave me another chance. 1150 00:56:30,138 --> 00:56:31,264 That sounds familiar. 1151 00:56:31,348 --> 00:56:34,935 Maybe now's the perfect time for you to give Marcus another chance. 1152 00:56:35,018 --> 00:56:36,937 Wow. 1153 00:56:48,323 --> 00:56:50,200 Did you hear that? 1154 00:56:50,283 --> 00:56:52,410 Oh… Oh, I heard that. Did you hear that? 1155 00:56:52,494 --> 00:56:54,496 I heard it. I didn't know I could hear... 1156 00:56:54,579 --> 00:56:57,707 It's like, I know I can see shit, but I didn't know I was hearing shit too. 1157 00:57:01,544 --> 00:57:02,879 What is that? 1158 00:57:04,589 --> 00:57:05,590 It's a fox. 1159 00:57:07,968 --> 00:57:10,345 - It's a fox. - It's gotta be a fox. 1160 00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:21,106 What do you think? 1161 00:57:23,358 --> 00:57:24,484 Behind you. 1162 00:57:33,660 --> 00:57:35,537 - Don't move. - Okay. 1163 00:57:36,121 --> 00:57:37,539 Or make a sound. 1164 00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:39,124 Don't say a single word. 1165 00:57:39,207 --> 00:57:40,333 You're talking right now. 1166 00:57:40,417 --> 00:57:41,418 No, I'm not. 1167 00:57:43,795 --> 00:57:44,796 So what do we do? 1168 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:47,424 I'm gonna go make a snare out of that flora. 1169 00:57:49,092 --> 00:57:50,093 You stay here. 1170 00:57:50,844 --> 00:57:53,013 What do you mean, "Stay here," Ron? Where you going? 1171 00:57:53,096 --> 00:57:55,432 Ron. Ron. 1172 00:57:56,141 --> 00:57:57,142 Ron. 1173 00:57:57,726 --> 00:57:59,102 Don't worry. 1174 00:57:59,769 --> 00:58:02,272 Foxes are a completely nonaggressive species. 1175 00:58:04,733 --> 00:58:06,109 Get it off me! 1176 00:58:07,736 --> 00:58:10,739 It's Mr. Finnegan. He spotted something! 1177 00:58:12,407 --> 00:58:13,533 Mount up, everyone! 1178 00:58:15,577 --> 00:58:17,537 - Get off me! - Grab it! Subdue it! 1179 00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:20,331 Fuck that! Get it off me! 1180 00:58:20,415 --> 00:58:22,500 Fuck! Get it off! 1181 00:58:29,090 --> 00:58:30,425 What are you doing? 1182 00:58:43,772 --> 00:58:45,440 Mr. Finnegan likes him. 1183 00:58:48,777 --> 00:58:50,278 What the fuck? 1184 00:58:50,361 --> 00:58:51,863 Mr. Finnegan. 1185 00:58:52,864 --> 00:58:54,616 Marcus, are you okay? 1186 00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:56,284 Sweetie, I will… 1187 00:58:59,079 --> 00:59:00,455 Let me help you up there. 1188 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:07,003 This isn't easy to say, Marcus, 1189 00:59:07,921 --> 00:59:10,673 but I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot. 1190 00:59:10,757 --> 00:59:13,009 I see things my way, and... 1191 00:59:15,553 --> 00:59:16,888 What's so funny? 1192 00:59:16,971 --> 00:59:18,473 You're a clown! 1193 00:59:19,808 --> 00:59:21,851 - Excuse me? - You're a clown. 1194 00:59:25,146 --> 00:59:27,899 Look, if I can interject for just a second, Harold. 1195 00:59:27,982 --> 00:59:30,002 Marcus and I have been talking about you all weekend. 1196 00:59:30,026 --> 00:59:31,945 - What? About my being a clown? - Yes. 1197 00:59:32,028 --> 00:59:35,323 Yes, but, you know, a wedding is like a big, old circus. 1198 00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:38,493 And you, you're the star of the show. 1199 00:59:38,576 --> 00:59:39,661 Oh, shit. 1200 00:59:40,954 --> 00:59:43,164 - I'm made of metal. - What... What is going on here? 1201 00:59:43,873 --> 00:59:47,919 Uh, what Marcus means is that his commitment to your daughter… 1202 00:59:49,087 --> 00:59:50,255 is as strong as steel. 1203 00:59:51,214 --> 00:59:53,883 Captain, Marcus has told me many times that he looks up to you. 1204 00:59:54,884 --> 00:59:56,553 And he hopes that one day, 1205 00:59:56,636 --> 00:59:59,639 you can all become a real, true family despite your differences. 1206 00:59:59,722 --> 01:00:00,723 No! 1207 01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:03,434 Because of them. 1208 01:00:03,518 --> 01:00:04,518 He said that? 1209 01:00:04,561 --> 01:00:05,687 He did. Word for word. 1210 01:00:06,271 --> 01:00:07,272 You said that? 1211 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,483 Mm-hmm. 1212 01:00:17,323 --> 01:00:18,324 Lieutenant. 1213 01:00:20,577 --> 01:00:21,578 Whatever. 1214 01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:24,831 Oh, fuck. He bought it, dude. I can't... 1215 01:00:25,582 --> 01:00:28,751 What the fuck? Metal? Come on. Shit. 1216 01:00:28,835 --> 01:00:30,503 I'm in the circus. 1217 01:00:31,171 --> 01:00:34,007 Do you realize I almost killed that dog? Fucking Ron. 1218 01:00:34,090 --> 01:00:35,466 Hey, cut him some slack. 1219 01:00:35,550 --> 01:00:38,511 He actually covered for you with my dad. 1220 01:00:38,595 --> 01:00:41,347 Like, he kind of saved your ass. 1221 01:00:41,431 --> 01:00:43,600 Wait a minute. Is Grandma Phyllis over there talking? 1222 01:00:43,683 --> 01:00:45,059 How's that even possible? 1223 01:00:45,143 --> 01:00:47,979 Kyla has been really obsessed with her lately. 1224 01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:50,064 Uh-uh. This is not good. 1225 01:00:52,483 --> 01:00:54,068 Damn, how many cousins I got? 1226 01:00:54,152 --> 01:00:56,154 Some happy cousins. Why they so happy? 1227 01:00:56,237 --> 01:00:57,572 I don't know. 1228 01:00:57,655 --> 01:00:59,449 Tell 'em I say hi. 1229 01:01:07,999 --> 01:01:10,668 Hey, good morning, sleepyhead. I was just getting this for you. 1230 01:01:10,752 --> 01:01:12,921 A little something to get those synapses firing. 1231 01:01:14,172 --> 01:01:16,591 - Why? What you put in here? - It's grapefruit juice. 1232 01:01:17,592 --> 01:01:18,927 And heroin. 1233 01:01:19,761 --> 01:01:22,305 Kidding. Just drink it. You'll feel better. 1234 01:01:23,056 --> 01:01:24,933 - Can I be honest with you, man? - Yeah. 1235 01:01:25,808 --> 01:01:27,060 I really don't get you. 1236 01:01:27,727 --> 01:01:29,020 What's there to get? 1237 01:01:29,103 --> 01:01:31,606 I mean, everywhere we go, chaos happens. Right? 1238 01:01:32,232 --> 01:01:34,442 But everybody else panics, but not you. 1239 01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:37,487 You stay calm and collected. Like, you don't worry about any of it. 1240 01:01:37,570 --> 01:01:39,197 One night in Green Beret training, 1241 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,640 they woke us up, put us in a boat, drove us a mile offshore, 1242 01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:43,459 dumped us in the water and said, "Swim back." 1243 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,037 I watched so many guys wear themselves out 1244 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,120 swimming against the riptide as hard as they could. 1245 01:01:48,164 --> 01:01:53,711 They had to be extracted. Me? I found out the trick was just float. 1246 01:01:54,462 --> 01:01:57,465 Look, I've never been the type of person that can just float, you know? 1247 01:01:57,548 --> 01:01:59,008 Marcus, you're missing the point. 1248 01:01:59,092 --> 01:02:03,096 Yeah, real story, but a metaphor, because it has nothing to do with your body mass. 1249 01:02:03,179 --> 01:02:05,574 I understand that. I mean, I know what metaphors are. I was... 1250 01:02:05,598 --> 01:02:07,934 Do you? Do you? 1251 01:02:08,017 --> 01:02:12,021 If it isn't Special Forces and special… stupid idiot. 1252 01:02:12,105 --> 01:02:14,041 You're lucky you didn't hurt my dad's dog yesterday, 1253 01:02:14,065 --> 01:02:15,692 'cause if you did, I would've hurt you. 1254 01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:19,362 Okay, Gabe. Is that right? Right? You gonna kick my ass? 1255 01:02:19,445 --> 01:02:21,548 - You wanna go right here, right now? - I think he wants to. 1256 01:02:21,572 --> 01:02:22,824 'Cause we can do that. 1257 01:02:22,907 --> 01:02:26,327 If I may. Gabe, it looks like you're trying to lead with a power jab. 1258 01:02:26,411 --> 01:02:28,871 Let's get those hips in. Get warmed up... 1259 01:02:28,955 --> 01:02:31,291 Hey. What are you... Hands off. 1260 01:02:31,374 --> 01:02:32,500 Whoa! Okay, man. I'm just... 1261 01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:34,127 Listen, I'm not here to fight anyway. 1262 01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:35,930 My father sent me here to collect the rings. 1263 01:02:35,962 --> 01:02:39,132 I guess the best man is supposed to carry the rings, so that's why I'm here. 1264 01:02:41,467 --> 01:02:46,681 You know something? I'ma give these to my best man, but to my new best man, Ron. 1265 01:02:46,764 --> 01:02:48,308 - Here you go, brother. - You mean it? 1266 01:02:48,391 --> 01:02:50,476 - Can he do that? - No, he cannot do that. 1267 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,646 It's already been done. That's right. That's my best man right there. 1268 01:02:53,730 --> 01:02:57,400 Marcus, this means… more to me than you'll ever know. 1269 01:02:58,234 --> 01:02:59,944 Oh, man. It's all good, br... 1270 01:03:02,864 --> 01:03:03,864 Salaam. 1271 01:03:07,035 --> 01:03:08,036 Whatever. Okay. 1272 01:03:08,119 --> 01:03:09,787 See you at tee off, assholes. 1273 01:03:12,332 --> 01:03:14,334 I do not like the way they talk to you. 1274 01:03:16,002 --> 01:03:18,338 All right. They gone. You can give me the rings back. 1275 01:03:18,421 --> 01:03:20,423 What? No. I... You... We just said... What? 1276 01:03:20,506 --> 01:03:22,759 No, no. That... I was doing that in front of them. 1277 01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:25,321 I'm actually gonna keep the rings, so you just give 'em back to me. 1278 01:03:25,345 --> 01:03:28,264 Marcus, you made me your best man. That's that. Best man holds the rings. 1279 01:03:28,348 --> 01:03:30,641 Yes, I know what "traditionally" the best man do... 1280 01:03:30,725 --> 01:03:32,769 You can't just say the best man holds the rings 1281 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,979 and then not let the best man hold the rings. 1282 01:03:35,063 --> 01:03:36,147 I got you. 1283 01:03:39,734 --> 01:03:42,904 Well, Marcus, good to have you back. 1284 01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,322 That sunstroke is no joke. 1285 01:03:44,405 --> 01:03:49,660 So, people, stay hydrated with... with water. 1286 01:03:49,744 --> 01:03:53,998 The marshals are very strict when it comes to alcohol, wagering and profanity. 1287 01:03:54,624 --> 01:03:57,543 - Now we're on a championship course here. - 1288 01:03:57,627 --> 01:04:01,172 So we are going to be keeping this club pristine. 1289 01:04:01,255 --> 01:04:05,718 So, Gabe, uh, why don't you and Bennett play with Marcus and Ron today. 1290 01:04:05,802 --> 01:04:06,969 Where's Ron anyway? 1291 01:04:07,053 --> 01:04:08,054 Got your six, Captain. 1292 01:04:08,137 --> 01:04:11,724 Ah, Lieutenant, good to see you. Hope you're comfortable in a foursome. 1293 01:04:11,808 --> 01:04:13,768 As long as there's at least one girl involved. 1294 01:04:16,229 --> 01:04:18,606 All right, dick holes. How much we betting? 1295 01:04:18,689 --> 01:04:21,692 Hey, hey, man. Didn't you hear what he said? No drinking and no gambling. 1296 01:04:21,776 --> 01:04:24,237 Marcus. Relax. Have some fun, all right? 1297 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:25,738 What do you say a hundred a hole? 1298 01:04:25,822 --> 01:04:26,823 Count me in. 1299 01:04:26,906 --> 01:04:27,782 Me too. 1300 01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:31,327 Tell you what. Let's keep it fresh. Back nine we double the stakes. 1301 01:04:31,411 --> 01:04:32,829 - Double? - Problem? 1302 01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:35,206 Please. You see what I'm driving? 1303 01:04:35,289 --> 01:04:36,582 That's you, the red one? 1304 01:04:37,959 --> 01:04:39,585 What is that? A Corvette, pre-owned? 1305 01:04:39,669 --> 01:04:42,255 - It's a Ferrari, you dipshit. - $250,000. 1306 01:04:42,338 --> 01:04:43,589 - Bought her brand-new. - Boom. 1307 01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:47,051 Now, Marcus, I understand a hundred dollars a hole 1308 01:04:47,135 --> 01:04:48,886 is a lot of green for a blue-collar worker, 1309 01:04:48,970 --> 01:04:50,697 so if you need to back out, go ahead and do it now. 1310 01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:51,806 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 1311 01:04:51,889 --> 01:04:53,117 - No, fuck you. - Fuck you again. 1312 01:04:53,141 --> 01:04:55,601 No, kiss my... You know? Let me holla at you real quick. 1313 01:04:55,685 --> 01:04:56,811 Can you excuse us? 1314 01:04:57,937 --> 01:04:59,814 Man, I don't have that type of green. 1315 01:04:59,897 --> 01:05:02,275 Marcus, don't worry. I'll bankroll you. Pay me back later. 1316 01:05:02,358 --> 01:05:04,026 Bankroll me with what? 1317 01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:05,111 How about this? 1318 01:05:05,987 --> 01:05:07,029 Where'd you get that? 1319 01:05:07,113 --> 01:05:09,866 Who cares? Just help me whup the Brooks Brothers over there. Come on. 1320 01:05:09,949 --> 01:05:11,549 I would love to beat these two assholes… 1321 01:05:11,617 --> 01:05:13,035 - Do it. - …but I suck at golf! 1322 01:05:13,119 --> 01:05:14,759 That's why you're lucky I'm your best man. 1323 01:05:23,087 --> 01:05:25,298 What was that? Thought you said you was good? 1324 01:05:25,381 --> 01:05:27,008 I am. I just gotta get warmed up. 1325 01:05:28,509 --> 01:05:29,844 You gotta get warmed up? 1326 01:05:29,927 --> 01:05:31,596 - Want a hit? - No! 1327 01:05:37,185 --> 01:05:39,061 Woo-hoo! 1328 01:05:39,145 --> 01:05:41,606 Ha! Ha! 1329 01:05:44,859 --> 01:05:47,695 Thank you so much. 1330 01:05:50,281 --> 01:05:54,118 Jesus, I wish we had never hired this caterer. 1331 01:05:54,202 --> 01:05:55,995 Now he's telling me 1332 01:05:56,078 --> 01:05:58,581 that he's having trouble sourcing steaks for tomorrow night. 1333 01:05:58,664 --> 01:06:00,625 I'm so sorry, but I do just have to go on record 1334 01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:02,543 and say that I told you to go with Ford Fry. 1335 01:06:02,627 --> 01:06:04,387 - You did not listen to me… - Brooke, please. 1336 01:06:04,462 --> 01:06:06,964 Okay. Guys, please, for me. 1337 01:06:07,048 --> 01:06:11,260 Mom, I am super positive that the caterer will figure it all out. 1338 01:06:11,344 --> 01:06:15,056 So for the next two hours, can we just not think about steak? 1339 01:06:15,139 --> 01:06:17,183 - Yes, dear. - Thank you. 1340 01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:20,728 Wait, guys, steaks? I know a place that has amazing steaks. 1341 01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:23,814 Ron and I just went there on our way here 'cause it's right down the block. 1342 01:06:23,898 --> 01:06:27,568 Hal's in Buckhead? They were asking $300 a plate. 1343 01:06:27,652 --> 01:06:29,737 Oh, no. Girl, this place is under ten. 1344 01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:31,364 Damn, that's a steal. 1345 01:06:31,447 --> 01:06:34,158 - What restaurant is this? - Oh, it's called Waffle House. 1346 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,707 Well, even I don't like Waffle House. 1347 01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:43,751 Trust me, you guys. It's amazing. 1348 01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:46,462 - Oh, my God. Is she serious? - No, no, Mom. She's... 1349 01:06:46,546 --> 01:06:50,967 Whenever Ron and I are stressed or horny or I have trouble going number two... 1350 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:52,635 Hey, Kyla. You know what? 1351 01:06:52,718 --> 01:06:55,680 I think we're gonna just be here in this moment, 1352 01:06:55,763 --> 01:06:58,724 enjoying the spa, relaxing. Yeah. 1353 01:06:58,808 --> 01:07:02,478 Got you, Em. I swear I will stop talking, and we should get our Zen on, right? 1354 01:07:02,562 --> 01:07:04,272 'Cause that's why we're at the spa. 1355 01:07:06,691 --> 01:07:10,111 Oh, Brooke, you remember when we had our spa day right before your wedding? 1356 01:07:11,028 --> 01:07:12,446 Those hot stones were... 1357 01:07:13,864 --> 01:07:16,242 Oh, my God. Not again, please. 1358 01:07:16,325 --> 01:07:18,578 - Oh, no. - What's the matter? 1359 01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:21,439 We're getting destroyed out there. 1360 01:07:21,497 --> 01:07:23,833 - I thought you said you was good? - I am good. You'll see. 1361 01:07:23,916 --> 01:07:25,084 Ernesto! 1362 01:07:27,128 --> 01:07:28,129 Sorry. 1363 01:07:32,008 --> 01:07:33,259 My man. 1364 01:07:34,510 --> 01:07:35,510 Love that guy. 1365 01:07:35,553 --> 01:07:37,013 Did you just tip him $100? 1366 01:07:37,597 --> 01:07:38,514 I have plenty left. 1367 01:07:38,598 --> 01:07:40,224 Where did you get all that cash from? 1368 01:07:41,434 --> 01:07:43,060 I pawned the wedding rings. 1369 01:07:43,644 --> 01:07:44,895 - No, you didn't. - No, I did. 1370 01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:47,189 - No, you didn't. - No, I did. 1371 01:07:47,273 --> 01:07:49,442 - No, you didn't. - I did. Totally. Here. 1372 01:07:50,276 --> 01:07:53,154 Here's the receipt. Northside Jewelry and Loans. 1373 01:07:55,656 --> 01:07:56,991 Oh, you did. 1374 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,078 What the hell is wrong with you? 1375 01:08:01,162 --> 01:08:02,538 I just got good with Harold. 1376 01:08:02,622 --> 01:08:04,165 Pick 'em up when we win. 1377 01:08:04,248 --> 01:08:05,666 Pick 'em up when we win? 1378 01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:08,502 We're losing every hole! 1379 01:08:08,586 --> 01:08:12,381 - Come on, gentlemen. Man on the tee. 1380 01:08:12,882 --> 01:08:15,676 I'm so sorry. I just can't breathe right now. 1381 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:17,345 - Oh! - Brooke. 1382 01:08:17,428 --> 01:08:19,430 Sweetheart, it's okay. What's wrong? 1383 01:08:19,513 --> 01:08:21,849 Back when we were dating, Darren was so sweet. 1384 01:08:21,932 --> 01:08:23,267 No, he wasn't. 1385 01:08:23,351 --> 01:08:24,894 A little. He was a little sweet. 1386 01:08:24,977 --> 01:08:27,313 Well, what did Darren do to you, sweetheart? 1387 01:08:27,396 --> 01:08:29,940 He's super mean to me all the time. He says mean things. 1388 01:08:30,024 --> 01:08:31,651 Sweetie, what do you do about it? 1389 01:08:31,734 --> 01:08:33,486 - Kyla. - What? No, I'm serious. 1390 01:08:33,569 --> 01:08:35,780 - What do you mean? I... - Okay, guys. Here's the thing. 1391 01:08:35,863 --> 01:08:39,367 I dated a lot of shitheads before I met Ron, love of my life. 1392 01:08:39,450 --> 01:08:42,095 They were just like Darren. These are the kind of guys that are like... 1393 01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:44,955 They think they're the alpha, but deep down, 1394 01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:47,583 - they know they're just a little bitch. - Okay, Kyla… 1395 01:08:47,667 --> 01:08:51,087 Next time Darren steps out of line, you pop him in the balls. 1396 01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:52,170 Who are you? 1397 01:08:52,213 --> 01:08:53,607 - You can do it very nicely. - This person is insane. 1398 01:08:53,631 --> 01:08:56,217 I have a couple restraining orders. It's not that big of a deal. 1399 01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:59,303 This is a criminal. This is a criminal. 1400 01:08:59,387 --> 01:09:01,889 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah. Let's go chat. 1401 01:09:01,972 --> 01:09:04,993 Are you sure you wanna leave them? Because we have our massages in two minutes, 1402 01:09:05,017 --> 01:09:07,454 - and we're getting so much free shit... - What are you doing? 1403 01:09:07,478 --> 01:09:12,274 What? I was just trying to be helpful and give your sister some advice. 1404 01:09:12,358 --> 01:09:15,027 By suggesting that she pop her husband in the balls? 1405 01:09:15,111 --> 01:09:16,237 Yes. 1406 01:09:16,821 --> 01:09:19,073 - Oh, my God. Please. - What? 1407 01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:24,036 Kyla, this weekend is already so stressful. 1408 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:27,331 All I'm asking is that you not add to that stress. 1409 01:09:27,957 --> 01:09:29,458 Can you please do that for me? 1410 01:09:30,543 --> 01:09:31,543 Okay. 1411 01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:33,337 Why are you whispering? 1412 01:09:33,421 --> 01:09:35,923 Well, because you thought I was too loud in there. 1413 01:09:37,258 --> 01:09:39,260 God. 1414 01:09:39,343 --> 01:09:40,720 Two, three, four. 1415 01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:45,367 - That's what I'm talking about. - Put some respect on it. 1416 01:09:45,391 --> 01:09:46,892 Watch out. 1417 01:09:46,976 --> 01:09:49,019 - Okay. How much you got left? - Not a lot. 1418 01:09:49,103 --> 01:09:51,832 - We're gonna never get those rings back. - All right, boys. Last hole. 1419 01:09:51,856 --> 01:09:52,898 Let's do something big. 1420 01:09:52,982 --> 01:09:55,794 Double or nothing. All in. I stick it on the green from here in one shot. 1421 01:09:55,818 --> 01:09:58,362 Double or nothing? That's what you... No! 1422 01:09:58,446 --> 01:10:00,114 No. No double or nothing. No! 1423 01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:02,300 You do realize you haven't hit a green all day, right? 1424 01:10:02,324 --> 01:10:04,201 Wait. Haven't I? 1425 01:10:04,285 --> 01:10:07,621 You know what? We're in. Actually, let's make it a little interesting. 1426 01:10:07,705 --> 01:10:09,665 Let's put Bennett's Ferrari in the pot. 1427 01:10:09,749 --> 01:10:11,834 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. 1428 01:10:11,917 --> 01:10:13,002 That's like 45 grand. 1429 01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:14,378 Forty-five thousand? 1430 01:10:16,547 --> 01:10:17,548 It's pre-owned. 1431 01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:19,258 We can match that. 1432 01:10:20,551 --> 01:10:25,055 One shot. I stick it on the 18th green from here, we win. 1433 01:10:26,056 --> 01:10:28,601 I miss by an inch, we lose. 1434 01:10:28,684 --> 01:10:32,229 Ron. Ron. I can't do that. 1435 01:10:32,313 --> 01:10:34,732 Come on. You can, man. Remember, just float. 1436 01:10:34,815 --> 01:10:36,859 What the fuck you mean floating? Fuck floating. 1437 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:37,943 Fine. 1438 01:10:38,527 --> 01:10:39,737 - It's a bet. - Fine. 1439 01:10:42,114 --> 01:10:43,114 All right, gentlemen. 1440 01:10:43,157 --> 01:10:46,410 For the record, this is a Titleist 7 with two pink dots. Do we agree? 1441 01:10:46,494 --> 01:10:49,622 Yes. We do agree that you are a dumbass. 1442 01:10:49,705 --> 01:10:51,248 That is the wrong hole. 1443 01:10:51,332 --> 01:10:52,541 That's the seventh green. 1444 01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:56,504 The 18th green… that way. 1445 01:11:05,971 --> 01:11:08,724 Three hundred and seventy-five yards. Dogleg left. 1446 01:11:08,808 --> 01:11:10,434 Good luck hitting over the trees. 1447 01:11:10,518 --> 01:11:11,894 And no backing out. 1448 01:11:12,436 --> 01:11:13,562 We shook on it. 1449 01:11:13,646 --> 01:11:15,147 Mm-hmm. 1450 01:11:15,731 --> 01:11:16,731 Aw. 1451 01:11:23,823 --> 01:11:24,990 I can't watch this. 1452 01:11:53,269 --> 01:11:54,603 Whoa. 1453 01:12:05,406 --> 01:12:06,782 - You see it? - No. 1454 01:12:06,866 --> 01:12:08,367 Do you see... No. No, no. 1455 01:12:08,450 --> 01:12:09,618 It's not on the green. 1456 01:12:11,287 --> 01:12:14,039 It's not on the green. Oh. It's not on the green. 1457 01:12:14,623 --> 01:12:16,000 Could've sworn I got all of it. 1458 01:12:17,251 --> 01:12:18,544 Check the cup. 1459 01:12:18,627 --> 01:12:20,629 - Check the cup? - Check these nuts. 1460 01:12:29,722 --> 01:12:30,723 "Titleist 7." 1461 01:12:31,682 --> 01:12:33,142 Two pink dots. 1462 01:12:33,726 --> 01:12:35,019 What? 1463 01:12:36,770 --> 01:12:37,605 Yes. 1464 01:12:37,688 --> 01:12:40,816 You was hustling them the whole time? Where you learn to play like that? 1465 01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:44,945 Army shrink. He said golf was good for PTSD. I got a little obsessed. 1466 01:12:45,029 --> 01:12:47,072 But that was a hole in one. What are the chances? 1467 01:12:47,156 --> 01:12:48,490 Uh, roughly zero. 1468 01:12:48,574 --> 01:12:51,035 - So, you cheated? - I do not cheat. 1469 01:12:51,118 --> 01:12:52,718 I put that on the green fair and square. 1470 01:12:52,745 --> 01:12:55,331 Ernesto. Remember my guy? 1471 01:12:55,414 --> 01:12:58,143 I had him kick it in the cup to make it awesome, which it totally was. 1472 01:12:58,167 --> 01:13:00,628 Well, look at you now, brother. You own a new Ferrari. 1473 01:13:00,711 --> 01:13:03,464 Nah, man. We'll enjoy this for a bit, but I'm... I'm giving it back. 1474 01:13:04,340 --> 01:13:05,883 I only did it for one reason, Marcus. 1475 01:13:06,717 --> 01:13:11,180 No one, and I mean no one, talks to you the way they did at breakfast. 1476 01:13:11,263 --> 01:13:14,350 Thank you. And I appreciate that. So, we can... Can we just go get the ring... 1477 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:17,770 You made me your best man, and with that comes a solemn oath of responsibility. 1478 01:13:19,021 --> 01:13:21,273 Cool. And you're right. It comes with... 1479 01:13:21,357 --> 01:13:23,442 Responsibility to always have your back. 1480 01:13:24,401 --> 01:13:30,282 I give you my word. I will never, ever… ever let you down. 1481 01:13:30,366 --> 01:13:31,533 Ron, I get it. 1482 01:13:31,617 --> 01:13:35,621 I get it. You got my back. But can we now go get the rings? Like... Like right now. 1483 01:13:35,704 --> 01:13:37,122 Sure, man. What's the rush? 1484 01:13:37,623 --> 01:13:39,792 Pawnshop closes at 6:00. It's like 2:45. 1485 01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:41,543 What are you talking about? It's 5:45. 1486 01:13:41,627 --> 01:13:43,170 Oh, shit. 1487 01:13:43,253 --> 01:13:45,589 My watch is still on Oregon time. I never changed it. 1488 01:13:45,673 --> 01:13:49,009 I was wondering why it gets dark out here so early. 1489 01:13:50,761 --> 01:13:51,761 What? 1490 01:13:53,639 --> 01:13:58,686 …arrested for breaking into a Pine Valley lake house. 1491 01:13:58,769 --> 01:14:01,772 Luckily for him, police quickly discovered the problem. 1492 01:14:01,855 --> 01:14:05,442 He once owned the home and they believe he was simply confused. 1493 01:14:05,526 --> 01:14:09,154 Officer on the scene says there will be no charges filed. 1494 01:14:09,238 --> 01:14:11,740 Matthew Sweeney's World of Magic Tour is over and... 1495 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:17,955 - Whoa! - Whoa! 1496 01:14:19,623 --> 01:14:22,251 - Hell, man! - Whoa! 1497 01:14:24,086 --> 01:14:25,087 Wait. 1498 01:14:30,426 --> 01:14:32,678 Thank fucking God! 1499 01:14:33,220 --> 01:14:35,431 See, man? Just like I told you. 1500 01:14:35,514 --> 01:14:38,726 You just gotta float and, somehow, it all works out. You feel better? 1501 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:42,187 - Did you ask me if I feel better? - Yeah. 1502 01:14:42,271 --> 01:14:43,272 Are you serious? 1503 01:14:43,981 --> 01:14:46,233 Do I feel better? You know how close that was? 1504 01:14:46,316 --> 01:14:49,403 If I had lost these rings, that whole family would've been on my ass! 1505 01:15:02,166 --> 01:15:04,084 What if somebody came in and bought these rings? 1506 01:15:04,168 --> 01:15:05,937 We wouldn't have been able to get back the rings. 1507 01:15:05,961 --> 01:15:09,465 We'd have to get some rings from some dead person's fingers that I don't even know. 1508 01:15:26,315 --> 01:15:28,752 What should I feel better about? You know what I'll feel better about? 1509 01:15:28,776 --> 01:15:30,861 When we get back to that stuffy ass country club 1510 01:15:30,944 --> 01:15:35,532 and get these goddamn Conway family rings on our goddamn fingers. 1511 01:15:39,286 --> 01:15:43,248 That bird's about to shit. 1512 01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:45,636 That's what would happen If I lost these... 1513 01:16:00,140 --> 01:16:02,643 I didn't... I didn't want you to get your shoes messy. 1514 01:16:09,316 --> 01:16:11,360 You didn't want to get my shoes messy? 1515 01:16:11,443 --> 01:16:13,028 I figured you could hold on to them. 1516 01:16:13,112 --> 01:16:16,740 I didn't know you were gonna drop 'em. I just was trying to save your sh... 1517 01:16:16,824 --> 01:16:20,869 You were trying to save my shoes. 1518 01:16:20,953 --> 01:16:24,998 You don't care about my wedding or me being happy for the rest of my life... 1519 01:16:25,082 --> 01:16:27,000 I just didn't know what was gonna happen. 1520 01:16:27,084 --> 01:16:28,210 Ah! Motherfucker! 1521 01:16:28,293 --> 01:16:31,380 Hey. Okay. You're choking me, man. You're... 1522 01:16:32,756 --> 01:16:34,049 You're choking me. 1523 01:16:34,133 --> 01:16:35,592 I know exactly what I'm doing. 1524 01:16:35,676 --> 01:16:37,386 Marcus, I'm trained to escape this. 1525 01:16:38,595 --> 01:16:41,223 But I won't. You're my friend. 1526 01:16:41,306 --> 01:16:43,308 I think you need to express your feelings here. 1527 01:16:43,392 --> 01:16:45,185 Feelings? I feel great. 1528 01:16:45,269 --> 01:16:48,230 I feel so good. This the best I've felt all fucking weekend. 1529 01:16:48,313 --> 01:16:50,917 Got it. Before you choke me out, there's something you should know. 1530 01:16:50,941 --> 01:16:52,025 Shut up! 1531 01:16:52,109 --> 01:16:54,987 Back before Mexico, the doctors said I could never have a baby. 1532 01:16:55,070 --> 01:16:57,865 They said I was sterile. 1533 01:16:57,948 --> 01:16:59,032 Wait, wait. What? 1534 01:16:59,116 --> 01:17:01,034 I went to see a bunch of specialists. 1535 01:17:01,118 --> 01:17:04,788 Out-of-pocket cost is so damn high with the deductibles. I should have... 1536 01:17:04,872 --> 01:17:06,540 Get to the fucking point! 1537 01:17:06,623 --> 01:17:09,626 Back in Mexico, Kyla got pregnant. 1538 01:17:09,710 --> 01:17:10,919 And… 1539 01:17:12,254 --> 01:17:14,965 it's because… …of you. 1540 01:17:16,884 --> 01:17:18,886 - Oh, God. - Okay. Passing out. 1541 01:17:22,472 --> 01:17:24,683 Aw, man. Never mind, I'm good. 1542 01:17:27,519 --> 01:17:28,520 What? 1543 01:17:30,647 --> 01:17:31,982 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1544 01:17:44,745 --> 01:17:46,622 Hey, everybody. 1545 01:17:47,206 --> 01:17:48,582 We... We need to talk. 1546 01:17:48,665 --> 01:17:51,585 Where have you been? My brother got back from golf an hour ago. 1547 01:17:51,668 --> 01:17:54,546 I really need to talk to you about something, like, right now. 1548 01:17:55,130 --> 01:17:56,173 - Right now? - Yes. 1549 01:17:56,256 --> 01:18:00,677 So, Kyla's not five months pregnant. She got pregnant in Mexico. 1550 01:18:00,761 --> 01:18:01,762 So? 1551 01:18:02,596 --> 01:18:03,597 So… 1552 01:18:04,473 --> 01:18:06,391 um… 1553 01:18:06,475 --> 01:18:09,269 …you know that night got a little... Got a little crazy, 1554 01:18:09,353 --> 01:18:12,856 and we never... we never actually discussed everything that happened. 1555 01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:14,233 Like what? 1556 01:18:14,816 --> 01:18:18,987 Like, you know, we had sex in the same room. Me and you. 1557 01:18:19,863 --> 01:18:25,744 But also, it was, like, partners in the room also having sex. 1558 01:18:25,827 --> 01:18:30,040 But not with their particular partners. 1559 01:18:33,126 --> 01:18:35,337 You understand where I'm going with this? 1560 01:18:37,381 --> 01:18:40,342 Yes. I… I know. 1561 01:18:41,802 --> 01:18:42,803 You do? 1562 01:18:43,679 --> 01:18:47,307 I know exactly what happened. I was there, Marcus. 1563 01:18:51,687 --> 01:18:53,272 Uh… 1564 01:18:53,355 --> 01:18:54,356 Baby, is that Zeke? 1565 01:18:57,150 --> 01:18:59,361 And Enzo and Fred. 1566 01:19:00,445 --> 01:19:02,030 Who the hell are these people? 1567 01:19:02,114 --> 01:19:03,156 Surprise! 1568 01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:04,241 - Hey. - Hey. 1569 01:19:04,324 --> 01:19:06,803 What the hell you doing here? Matter of fact, why you not at work? 1570 01:19:06,827 --> 01:19:09,507 Nice place, boss. Yeah, I would not have let us come to this either. 1571 01:19:09,579 --> 01:19:11,456 But we do appreciate the invitation. 1572 01:19:11,540 --> 01:19:13,700 What you mean "invitation"? I didn't invite you. Who... 1573 01:19:14,626 --> 01:19:15,711 Who did invite you? 1574 01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:17,337 Uh, ladies and gentlemen… 1575 01:19:17,421 --> 01:19:19,047 Good evening everyone, and welcome. 1576 01:19:21,049 --> 01:19:22,467 What is he doing up there? 1577 01:19:22,551 --> 01:19:25,512 Captain, uh, permission to say a few words about the happy couple? 1578 01:19:26,722 --> 01:19:29,599 Hello, everyone. I'm Ron. I'm Marcus's suku'un. 1579 01:19:29,683 --> 01:19:32,537 Of course, you wouldn't know that if you saw him choking me in the street earlier. 1580 01:19:32,561 --> 01:19:34,146 - The fuck is he talking 'bout? - Shh. 1581 01:19:34,229 --> 01:19:37,149 Marcus. Bet you're surprised to see your pals from work, huh? 1582 01:19:37,232 --> 01:19:39,735 When I heard Kyla and I were your only close friends here, 1583 01:19:39,818 --> 01:19:41,653 I called Parker Construction myself, 1584 01:19:41,737 --> 01:19:45,198 and I told them, "You better get your butts on a plane!" 1585 01:19:45,282 --> 01:19:46,366 'Cause let's face it, 1586 01:19:46,950 --> 01:19:49,711 it's times like these when you want your closest friends by your side. 1587 01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:52,289 I was best man for my army pal, Charlie Anderton. 1588 01:19:52,372 --> 01:19:54,041 Man, Charlie and I are super close. 1589 01:19:54,124 --> 01:19:56,877 Like, I talk to him every day. 1590 01:19:57,461 --> 01:20:00,297 Never in my life did I think I'd have another friend like Charlie. 1591 01:20:02,049 --> 01:20:05,135 And then Marcus and I crossed paths in Mexico, and I know. I know. 1592 01:20:05,218 --> 01:20:07,012 I'm not supposed to talk about Mexico. 1593 01:20:08,388 --> 01:20:12,434 It was just that moment where Emily and Marcus became like family 1594 01:20:12,517 --> 01:20:14,019 to Kyla and me. 1595 01:20:14,102 --> 01:20:17,856 But little did we know just how much like family we would become. 1596 01:20:19,316 --> 01:20:21,068 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kyla. 1597 01:20:21,151 --> 01:20:24,529 Thank you, baby. Isn't he so cute, you guys? 1598 01:20:24,613 --> 01:20:29,076 Don't you wanna bake him at 350 till his skin gets crispy? 1599 01:20:29,159 --> 01:20:30,160 I do. 1600 01:20:30,243 --> 01:20:32,454 Um, as you can see, I'm currently with child, 1601 01:20:32,537 --> 01:20:35,999 which is, like, actually insane because Ron and I were told that kids, 1602 01:20:36,083 --> 01:20:38,085 like, weren't gonna be in the cards for us. 1603 01:20:38,168 --> 01:20:41,546 Without going into too much detail, it was a semen issue. 1604 01:20:41,630 --> 01:20:44,383 You know what I mean? So for us, he could shoot far. 1605 01:20:44,466 --> 01:20:45,884 Not like my friend Sue's husband 1606 01:20:45,967 --> 01:20:48,321 who it kinda trickles off the top of the dick like a waterfall. 1607 01:20:48,345 --> 01:20:50,430 No, when he shoots, he shoots fast. 1608 01:20:50,514 --> 01:20:52,849 He shoots hard. He shoots, like, a straight shot. 1609 01:20:52,933 --> 01:20:57,145 So it's more kind of like what's in the shots that's the problem. 1610 01:20:57,229 --> 01:21:00,399 Anyway, Larry and Nancy, rest assured. 1611 01:21:00,482 --> 01:21:04,194 Because even if these two choose to not have kids of their own, 1612 01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:06,279 your legacy is alive and well 1613 01:21:06,363 --> 01:21:10,784 and kicking right here inside of me in my fertile womb. 1614 01:21:10,867 --> 01:21:13,662 - This is what I was trying to tell you. - What are you talking about? 1615 01:21:13,745 --> 01:21:17,749 But something super magical happened when we were in Mexico. 1616 01:21:17,833 --> 01:21:22,462 And, Marcus, you are destined to play a really important part in our child's life. 1617 01:21:23,088 --> 01:21:27,759 I am so excited to announce to all of you that this baby is... 1618 01:21:27,843 --> 01:21:28,969 Is mine! 1619 01:21:29,052 --> 01:21:30,846 It's mine. 1620 01:21:30,929 --> 01:21:36,810 The baby she's carrying… It's my... It's my baby. 1621 01:21:39,146 --> 01:21:40,188 I'm confused. 1622 01:21:40,272 --> 01:21:43,900 I was taught by them to step up and do what's right, and I'm doing it. 1623 01:21:43,984 --> 01:21:45,360 Pass me the wine. 1624 01:21:45,444 --> 01:21:49,030 Me and Emily took a trip to Mexico where we met these two. 1625 01:21:49,114 --> 01:21:53,452 And, uh, one night, we got really drunk. 1626 01:21:53,535 --> 01:21:58,707 Like, like insanely drunk, like really fucked up. 1627 01:21:58,790 --> 01:22:04,337 I was toe up, and things got a little, um… a little weird. 1628 01:22:06,214 --> 01:22:09,968 Sexually. It got sexually weird. 1629 01:22:10,051 --> 01:22:15,557 Which led to me unintentionally, 'cause it wasn't my intentions to do this, 1630 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,768 I unintentionally gave this woman a baby. 1631 01:22:19,603 --> 01:22:21,229 So now she's carrying my child. 1632 01:22:21,897 --> 01:22:24,691 It is what it is. That's my baby. 1633 01:22:27,027 --> 01:22:28,570 Actually, no. 1634 01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:35,118 We just wanted to share with you that it's a boy, 1635 01:22:36,119 --> 01:22:38,747 and we're gonna name him Marcus in your honor. 1636 01:22:38,830 --> 01:22:43,335 You're not the father. He's not the father. I am. 1637 01:22:44,586 --> 01:22:46,379 I've been trying to tell you that all week. 1638 01:22:46,963 --> 01:22:50,759 Okay, in Mexico, remember? I was gonna run and jump off the cliff into the water. 1639 01:22:50,842 --> 01:22:53,345 - You're like, "Don't cover your balls." - Yeah. So? 1640 01:22:53,428 --> 01:22:55,847 Yeah, so, the impact from the jump, like, 1641 01:22:56,765 --> 01:22:58,685 knocked the eight ball back in the corner pocket. 1642 01:22:58,725 --> 01:23:01,478 'Cause now... now my balls work, man. 1643 01:23:02,854 --> 01:23:04,481 My balls work because of you. 1644 01:23:07,817 --> 01:23:09,319 So, that's not my baby? 1645 01:23:09,986 --> 01:23:11,112 - No. - No. 1646 01:23:11,196 --> 01:23:13,490 Yeah. It's not. 1647 01:23:13,573 --> 01:23:14,574 Sorry. 1648 01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:29,714 I believe that the food choices are between the fish 1649 01:23:30,715 --> 01:23:32,551 and... and the beef. 1650 01:23:32,634 --> 01:23:35,136 - Yeah. - I hear they're both really tasty. 1651 01:23:36,012 --> 01:23:38,848 - Did you cheat on my daughter? - Captain, hold on. 1652 01:23:38,932 --> 01:23:41,476 Answer me. Did you have sex with that woman? 1653 01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:43,603 I'm honestly very confused right now. 1654 01:23:43,687 --> 01:23:45,772 - No, Daddy, he didn't. - How would you know? 1655 01:23:46,773 --> 01:23:47,857 I just do, okay? 1656 01:23:47,941 --> 01:23:49,526 No! How would you know? 1657 01:23:49,609 --> 01:23:51,444 Because I did. 1658 01:23:51,528 --> 01:23:54,823 It's true. She did. It was hot. 1659 01:23:54,906 --> 01:23:57,325 I can vouch. Super hot. 1660 01:23:57,409 --> 01:23:59,744 This is the best wedding I've ever been to. 1661 01:24:00,328 --> 01:24:01,496 Seriously? 1662 01:24:01,580 --> 01:24:04,541 You... You will never marry my daughter. 1663 01:24:04,624 --> 01:24:06,084 What have you done to her? 1664 01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:08,295 - He didn't do anything to me, Dad. - Enough! 1665 01:24:08,378 --> 01:24:09,588 Move. 1666 01:24:09,671 --> 01:24:11,339 Sis, you're not thinking straight, okay? 1667 01:24:11,423 --> 01:24:13,383 Look, it's obvious to everyone besides you 1668 01:24:13,466 --> 01:24:15,861 that you're marrying some loser who's only bringing you down. 1669 01:24:15,885 --> 01:24:17,137 Yo, who you talkin' about? 1670 01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:18,763 I am talking about you. 1671 01:24:18,847 --> 01:24:21,641 You're utterly beneath her. You have trash friends, a trash job. 1672 01:24:21,725 --> 01:24:23,643 And you wanna know why? Because you are... 1673 01:24:23,727 --> 01:24:25,103 What? 1674 01:24:25,854 --> 01:24:26,688 Shit. 1675 01:24:26,771 --> 01:24:28,440 - Well. - Okay. 1676 01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:32,819 Look what you made me do again. 1677 01:24:32,902 --> 01:24:34,863 Marcus. You give me back those rings. 1678 01:24:34,946 --> 01:24:36,948 - Just give me back those damn rings. - Oh, my... 1679 01:24:37,032 --> 01:24:39,200 Guess what, Harold. It's not gonna happen. 1680 01:24:39,284 --> 01:24:41,036 You know why? Because the rings… 1681 01:24:42,370 --> 01:24:44,456 the rings are in the, um… 1682 01:24:45,582 --> 01:24:46,833 in the sewer. 1683 01:24:50,211 --> 01:24:51,212 My rings? 1684 01:24:51,296 --> 01:24:53,131 Marcus. Marcus. 1685 01:24:54,424 --> 01:24:57,385 - Is this who you want to marry? - Not right now, Mom. 1686 01:24:57,469 --> 01:24:58,762 I'm gonna kick your ass, man. 1687 01:24:58,845 --> 01:25:00,972 Slow down, playboy. Nobody's kicking anybody's ass. 1688 01:25:02,307 --> 01:25:03,808 Yo. 1689 01:25:05,268 --> 01:25:07,646 Ron! Oh, my God! You guys! 1690 01:25:12,692 --> 01:25:16,321 Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! 1691 01:25:16,404 --> 01:25:18,531 Shit. Shit. Shit. 1692 01:25:18,615 --> 01:25:20,283 So sorry. 1693 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:27,624 Sorry. 1694 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:30,627 - You think the bar's still open? - Mmm. 1695 01:25:32,337 --> 01:25:36,758 Marcus. Marcus, wait. Wait, baby. 1696 01:25:36,841 --> 01:25:39,260 Baby, why didn't you just tell me you slept with Kyla? 1697 01:25:39,344 --> 01:25:42,639 I don't know, okay. Everything was just so weird. 1698 01:25:42,722 --> 01:25:44,516 And like you said, we were all so drunk. 1699 01:25:44,599 --> 01:25:48,061 It's no excuse, but it's not like you were rushing to tell me you slept with her too. 1700 01:25:48,144 --> 01:25:50,206 - But I didn't sleep with her. - But you thought you did. 1701 01:25:50,230 --> 01:25:52,941 - Yeah, 'cause she was on top of me. - No. We were on top of you. 1702 01:25:53,024 --> 01:25:54,317 You were not involved. 1703 01:25:54,401 --> 01:25:55,819 - Almost. - What are we doing? 1704 01:25:55,902 --> 01:25:58,488 You okay? That was scary, right? Now… 1705 01:25:58,571 --> 01:25:59,571 What the hell? 1706 01:26:00,490 --> 01:26:03,243 Three, two times a day. Down the hatch. Now swallow it down. 1707 01:26:03,326 --> 01:26:05,412 - Get it down. - Hey. Look. What are you doing? 1708 01:26:05,495 --> 01:26:06,955 - What? - What? 1709 01:26:07,622 --> 01:26:11,376 I knew it. Dr. Adolphus. You've been giving her pills this whole time? 1710 01:26:11,459 --> 01:26:13,562 She's in so much pain. I'm just helping her manage it. 1711 01:26:13,586 --> 01:26:14,939 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck, Kyla? 1712 01:26:14,963 --> 01:26:17,507 - What? - She's old. She could OD. 1713 01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:19,801 - Grandma, spit it out. - Hey, guys. 1714 01:26:19,884 --> 01:26:21,970 - Grandma, Grandma. Spit it out. Grandma. 1715 01:26:22,053 --> 01:26:23,430 Spit it out, Grandma! Grandma. 1716 01:26:23,513 --> 01:26:24,740 I feel like I missed something. 1717 01:26:24,764 --> 01:26:26,283 You know what? Just try and swallow... 1718 01:26:26,307 --> 01:26:28,935 Come here! You had no right to give her drugs. 1719 01:26:29,018 --> 01:26:32,355 Oh, no, no. No, no, no, babe. They're not drugs. They're herbs. 1720 01:26:32,439 --> 01:26:34,733 Dr. Adolphus... No, he's a homeopathic doctor. 1721 01:26:34,816 --> 01:26:37,152 Bullshit. You said he got in trouble with the law. 1722 01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:38,778 Yeah, for selling raw milk. 1723 01:26:38,862 --> 01:26:40,780 Oregon's just not as liberal as people think. 1724 01:26:40,864 --> 01:26:42,907 Whatever. The fact is, that's my grandma. 1725 01:26:42,991 --> 01:26:44,593 You should not have been giving her anything. 1726 01:26:44,617 --> 01:26:46,119 That's the problem with you two. 1727 01:26:46,202 --> 01:26:48,288 Y'all love poking your noses in other people's shit. 1728 01:26:48,371 --> 01:26:49,497 Marcus, that's not true. 1729 01:26:49,581 --> 01:26:50,707 Oh, it's not true? 1730 01:26:50,790 --> 01:26:55,128 So, why would you invite my coworkers to a wedding without asking me? 1731 01:26:55,211 --> 01:26:57,982 Why did you pawn my rings? You didn't ask me if we wanted to do that either. 1732 01:26:58,006 --> 01:27:02,469 Or why would you put cocaine in the drinks of people you don't even know? 1733 01:27:02,552 --> 01:27:06,514 Because I would want people to put cocaine in my drink if they just met me. 1734 01:27:06,598 --> 01:27:08,224 We were just trying to be nice. 1735 01:27:08,308 --> 01:27:11,186 "Trying to be nice" just blew up my fucking wedding! 1736 01:27:11,269 --> 01:27:12,187 This the crazy part. 1737 01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:14,749 We have no idea why you're here 'cause we didn't even invite you. 1738 01:27:14,773 --> 01:27:16,573 Marcus, we're here because we're your friends. 1739 01:27:16,608 --> 01:27:19,194 Friends? You think we're friends? 1740 01:27:19,277 --> 01:27:21,029 We're not friends, okay! 1741 01:27:21,112 --> 01:27:25,241 We were just vacation friends for one week in Mexico! 1742 01:27:25,325 --> 01:27:27,327 We didn't plan on seeing y'all again, at all! 1743 01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:29,579 That's why I didn't give you my phone number! 1744 01:27:31,581 --> 01:27:33,792 Okay, look. It's been an emotional night... 1745 01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:35,293 Emotional? Let me say this to you. 1746 01:27:35,376 --> 01:27:38,505 Your friend Charlie probably was able to put up with your bullshit, 1747 01:27:38,588 --> 01:27:41,341 but I'm gonna tell you something, we had enough. 1748 01:27:41,424 --> 01:27:42,425 We're done. 1749 01:27:42,509 --> 01:27:44,886 So do us a favor and float the fuck outta here. 1750 01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:52,101 Kyla. 1751 01:28:06,115 --> 01:28:07,826 Uh, baby, it had to be done. 1752 01:28:08,910 --> 01:28:10,995 Yeah. They... They had it... They had it coming. 1753 01:28:12,539 --> 01:28:13,790 - Yeah. - Right? 1754 01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:16,084 Yeah. 1755 01:28:16,167 --> 01:28:17,877 Grandma, let me get you back inside. 1756 01:28:25,343 --> 01:28:29,556 Oh, Emily says Harold is still missing. 1757 01:28:29,639 --> 01:28:31,516 He was gone the whole night? 1758 01:28:31,599 --> 01:28:34,602 - You think your employees whupped his ass? - Oh, stop. 1759 01:28:34,686 --> 01:28:37,105 Dad, no, okay. My employees wouldn't… 1760 01:28:40,316 --> 01:28:42,652 Nah, you... you're being ridiculous. 1761 01:28:43,862 --> 01:28:46,072 There he is. The man of the hour. 1762 01:28:46,155 --> 01:28:47,657 Are y'all drinking already? 1763 01:28:47,740 --> 01:28:49,075 We still going from last night. 1764 01:28:49,158 --> 01:28:51,178 Yeah, man. Your wedding just gets better and better. 1765 01:28:51,202 --> 01:28:52,954 Well, I'm glad you enjoying yourself, 1766 01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:56,207 but, honestly, I don't think we gonna have a wedding anymore. 1767 01:28:56,291 --> 01:28:58,126 - Do we get the Hennessy back? - Mmm. 1768 01:28:58,209 --> 01:29:00,044 What are you talking about? It's happening. 1769 01:29:00,128 --> 01:29:01,379 Says who? 1770 01:29:02,630 --> 01:29:04,132 Says this asshole. 1771 01:29:06,718 --> 01:29:07,719 Harold? 1772 01:29:08,803 --> 01:29:10,889 How are ya? Marcus. How you doing? 1773 01:29:10,972 --> 01:29:12,974 Okay, look, man. Where have you been? 1774 01:29:13,057 --> 01:29:15,977 Well, I've been with these fools. 1775 01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:17,937 It's an old army tradition. 1776 01:29:18,021 --> 01:29:21,107 When you punch a man, you have to buy him a beer. 1777 01:29:21,190 --> 01:29:22,233 And we started drinking. 1778 01:29:22,317 --> 01:29:25,320 And drinking and drinking and drinking. 1779 01:29:26,279 --> 01:29:30,241 And while we were drinking, the boys told me about what it was like to work for you. 1780 01:29:31,367 --> 01:29:35,872 They said, "Oh, Marcus. Marcus is so... so demanding, 1781 01:29:35,955 --> 01:29:38,833 so... so uncompromising." 1782 01:29:38,917 --> 01:29:42,837 I must admit, it does sound like someone I know. 1783 01:29:44,130 --> 01:29:49,594 Then they told me why your last marriage ended. 1784 01:29:50,428 --> 01:29:51,429 Is that right? 1785 01:29:52,013 --> 01:29:55,934 They said, your wife, she didn't wanna go along with the sacrifices 1786 01:29:56,017 --> 01:29:58,102 that you made when the recession hit. 1787 01:30:00,271 --> 01:30:01,689 And they told me that… 1788 01:30:04,442 --> 01:30:09,697 …that you paid for all of your employees, every man, 1789 01:30:09,781 --> 01:30:12,033 out of your own pocket. 1790 01:30:12,992 --> 01:30:14,494 Came back strong, though. 1791 01:30:14,577 --> 01:30:16,329 Thirty-five mil in revenue last year. 1792 01:30:16,412 --> 01:30:18,414 It's right there on the spreadsheet. 1793 01:30:18,498 --> 01:30:23,378 I admit, I haven't held you in the highest esteem. 1794 01:30:24,295 --> 01:30:26,422 But you're a good businessman, Marcus. 1795 01:30:27,090 --> 01:30:31,719 But more important, you are a good man. 1796 01:30:33,596 --> 01:30:36,891 Wow. This means a lot, Harold. I really appreciate... 1797 01:30:40,311 --> 01:30:44,273 Yes. And to think, I would never known any of this 1798 01:30:44,357 --> 01:30:46,818 if you hadn't invited these boys. 1799 01:30:47,402 --> 01:30:50,238 But, no. I mean, I actually didn't even invite them. 1800 01:30:51,823 --> 01:30:52,824 Ron did. 1801 01:30:53,533 --> 01:30:54,534 Huh. 1802 01:30:55,827 --> 01:30:57,161 Where is Ron? 1803 01:30:58,162 --> 01:31:01,082 Hi, sweetie. Got a minute? 1804 01:31:01,165 --> 01:31:05,086 Grandma. I'm sorry about last night. 1805 01:31:05,169 --> 01:31:08,506 You mean when you stuck your hand down my throat. 1806 01:31:08,589 --> 01:31:10,842 - It happens. - Does it? 1807 01:31:10,925 --> 01:31:12,510 Whoa, whoa. 1808 01:31:12,593 --> 01:31:13,761 You can walk. 1809 01:31:13,845 --> 01:31:17,140 That pill Kyla gave me really works. 1810 01:31:17,223 --> 01:31:18,891 - Seriously? The herbs? - Yeah. 1811 01:31:18,975 --> 01:31:22,061 And it doesn't make me sleepy like my usual pill. 1812 01:31:22,979 --> 01:31:25,523 Oh, she's a sweet girl. 1813 01:31:25,606 --> 01:31:27,191 Yeah, she… 1814 01:31:28,985 --> 01:31:30,445 She's something. 1815 01:31:30,528 --> 01:31:32,989 I'm sorry you two had a falling out. 1816 01:31:33,990 --> 01:31:36,409 But she did leave a wedding gift for you. 1817 01:31:40,621 --> 01:31:47,503 "Emily, you're the sister I never had because my real sister is a B-I-T-C-H. 1818 01:31:47,587 --> 01:31:51,174 I guess it doesn't work to spell out bad words when you're writing. 1819 01:31:51,257 --> 01:31:52,592 And meeting Marcus…" 1820 01:31:54,969 --> 01:31:57,638 "And meeting Marcus has brought Ron back to life. 1821 01:31:58,890 --> 01:31:59,891 You wouldn't know it, 1822 01:31:59,974 --> 01:32:03,770 but he's been in a shit ton of pain since he lost his best friend, Charlie. 1823 01:32:04,937 --> 01:32:07,815 When Charlie died, half of Ron died with him. 1824 01:32:08,649 --> 01:32:10,902 Or at least it did until you guys came along. 1825 01:32:10,985 --> 01:32:13,654 I'm sorry we cocked up your whole weekend. 1826 01:32:13,738 --> 01:32:17,200 To make up for it, Ron spent all morning getting these back. 1827 01:32:17,283 --> 01:32:20,953 I'd wash them before you put them on." 1828 01:32:30,505 --> 01:32:31,964 We messed up, Marcus. 1829 01:32:32,048 --> 01:32:33,508 Yeah. 1830 01:32:33,591 --> 01:32:34,634 We gotta find them. 1831 01:32:34,717 --> 01:32:37,804 I don't know how we gonna do that. Look, we ain't got a phone number on 'em. 1832 01:32:37,887 --> 01:32:40,473 - Shit, I don't even know where they went. - 1833 01:32:46,938 --> 01:32:49,524 It should be close. She said it was right down the block. 1834 01:32:50,191 --> 01:32:52,693 Nope. Damn, baby, you know there's a... 1835 01:32:52,777 --> 01:32:54,946 There's a hundred Waffle Houses in Atlanta. 1836 01:32:55,029 --> 01:32:58,991 So then we'll just work our way up from here in concentric circles. 1837 01:32:59,075 --> 01:33:01,160 Classic circle sweep maneuver. 1838 01:33:26,185 --> 01:33:27,311 Got a feeling that's them. 1839 01:33:30,064 --> 01:33:32,316 I'm so glad we found you guys. 1840 01:33:33,025 --> 01:33:36,320 Mmm. Well, isn't this an unhappy coincidence, huh, babe? 1841 01:33:36,404 --> 01:33:38,865 There's a Waffle House right across the street. 1842 01:33:40,116 --> 01:33:41,951 - You should go eat at that one. - Look, guys. 1843 01:33:42,034 --> 01:33:44,162 I know we said some pretty shitty stuff last night. 1844 01:33:44,245 --> 01:33:47,373 - Yeah, shitty, untrue stuff. - And you right, and we were out of line. 1845 01:33:47,456 --> 01:33:49,500 Yeah. You guys are not just vacation friends. 1846 01:33:49,584 --> 01:33:52,024 You're real friends, and we should have treated you like that. 1847 01:33:52,086 --> 01:33:54,213 So, please come... Come back to the wedding. 1848 01:33:55,214 --> 01:33:57,049 I can't get married without my best man. 1849 01:33:57,133 --> 01:33:59,886 Pretty words. How do we know you mean 'em? 1850 01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:08,561 Salaam. 1851 01:34:16,277 --> 01:34:18,112 Well, what do you think? We go back? 1852 01:34:19,238 --> 01:34:20,823 - Fuck that. - Kyla. 1853 01:34:20,907 --> 01:34:22,366 Ron, you heard them. 1854 01:34:22,450 --> 01:34:25,286 They were, like, accusing me of giving drugs to people. 1855 01:34:26,537 --> 01:34:28,331 - You... You did. - Only the good kind. 1856 01:34:28,414 --> 01:34:30,166 Right. They were homeopathic. 1857 01:34:30,249 --> 01:34:32,376 No, I'm talking about the cocaine. 1858 01:34:33,169 --> 01:34:35,588 It was really, really good cocaine. 1859 01:34:37,632 --> 01:34:38,633 No, honey. 1860 01:34:40,009 --> 01:34:41,010 It was great cocaine. 1861 01:34:41,636 --> 01:34:43,429 Thank you. I love you. 1862 01:34:44,555 --> 01:34:46,474 They did come all the way down here. 1863 01:34:47,683 --> 01:34:49,143 Marcus kissed me on the forehead… 1864 01:34:50,436 --> 01:34:51,437 in a Waffle House. 1865 01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:52,897 That's huge. 1866 01:34:54,523 --> 01:34:57,026 Okay. We will come to your wedding, 1867 01:34:57,109 --> 01:34:58,949 but you have to promise to do something for me. 1868 01:34:59,612 --> 01:35:00,905 Sure. What... What is it? 1869 01:35:00,988 --> 01:35:06,160 You both have to promise that you will come to ours. 1870 01:35:06,827 --> 01:35:08,746 Wait, wait, wait. Y'all getting married? 1871 01:35:08,829 --> 01:35:11,415 Yeah, we decided to do it. 1872 01:35:12,750 --> 01:35:13,834 What changed your mind? 1873 01:35:13,918 --> 01:35:17,505 Well, Ron and I wanna do what's best for Marcus. 1874 01:35:17,588 --> 01:35:19,257 Why do y'all wanna do what's best for me? 1875 01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,509 No, Marcus… Marcus. 1876 01:35:22,301 --> 01:35:24,428 Our son who we're literally naming after you. 1877 01:35:24,512 --> 01:35:27,056 Yes, the baby. The baby named Marcus. 1878 01:35:28,432 --> 01:35:30,268 And, look, y'all. I promise we'll be there. 1879 01:35:30,351 --> 01:35:33,354 Yeah. So, where you guys thinking of having it? 1880 01:35:34,605 --> 01:35:38,025 Well, we were thinking… destination wedding. 1881 01:35:57,670 --> 01:36:01,132 - Looks like you fuckers are married now! - Whoo! 1882 01:36:01,215 --> 01:36:03,009 - Yes! - Yay! 1883 01:36:03,092 --> 01:36:05,511 Oh, baby, I love you. 1884 01:36:05,594 --> 01:36:07,471 - They did it. - Yay! 1885 01:36:07,555 --> 01:36:10,057 Marcus, Mommy and Daddy are married! 1886 01:36:10,141 --> 01:36:13,060 - Thank you, you guys. - Congratulations. 1887 01:36:13,144 --> 01:36:14,937 - Thank you so much. - Thanks, Pop. 1888 01:36:15,021 --> 01:36:16,439 Hey. Hey, everybody. Look. Look. 1889 01:36:16,522 --> 01:36:19,483 I would like to propose a toast to the new couple 1890 01:36:19,567 --> 01:36:22,069 that is not only our new favorite couple, 1891 01:36:22,153 --> 01:36:23,404 these are our best friends. 1892 01:36:23,487 --> 01:36:25,948 We love you so much. Congratulations to Ron and Kyla! 1893 01:36:27,616 --> 01:36:28,617 Cheers! 1894 01:36:28,701 --> 01:36:30,328 Mmm. 1895 01:36:30,411 --> 01:36:31,412 Refreshing. 1896 01:36:32,163 --> 01:36:34,332 The salt doesn't taste very salty. 1897 01:36:34,415 --> 01:36:35,916 - Hi, guys! - Oh! 1898 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:37,084 Take this. Take this. 1899 01:36:37,168 --> 01:36:39,008 - Do you mind taking baby Marcus? - Oh, please. 1900 01:36:42,131 --> 01:36:44,300 Wow. 1901 01:36:45,551 --> 01:36:47,595 Okay. I'll do it if you do it. 1902 01:36:47,678 --> 01:36:50,890 Jesus, Emily. I'm a mom now. 1903 01:36:52,391 --> 01:36:53,726 Of course I'm gonna do it. 1904 01:36:54,894 --> 01:36:58,773 Hard to believe I'm a married man now. It's a lot of responsibility. 1905 01:36:58,856 --> 01:37:00,524 Think you're ready for it? 1906 01:37:02,401 --> 01:37:03,402 Yeah. 1907 01:37:03,944 --> 01:37:04,945 Any advice? 1908 01:37:06,572 --> 01:37:10,576 A wise man told me once to… to just float. 1909 01:37:12,578 --> 01:37:13,662 - All right. - Whoa, wait!